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Songs Of Stinkytime Theater- Season One

by DEan Bonzani

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1.
La La La 02:45
If you're ever feeling blue You just have to sing this happy tune And it will make you smile again Like a sudden hug from a real good friend La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la When your day has made you glum There's an easy formula that's kind of dumb You just take an “L” and you add an “A” And you sing 'em both together for the rest of the day La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la If you're ever feeling down There's a simple song that'll turn you around It starts with a “La” and it ends with a “La” And in the middle there's a bunch of “La la la la la” La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
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Summer's gone— the summer fields of flowers When the days were long and we would run for hours On the mountainside and way down in the valley All the corn was high O, that corn! You get it when it's sweet and buttered When it's warm Nothing could beat eating it What a treat to feast On those golden cobs of goodness on the porch And speaking of the porch I miss snoozing in the sunshine On the toasty wooden boards While the little birds would chatter And the breeze would gentle drag my sleepy head Back to a dream of golden corn (bunch of whistling)
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If you've got a bunch of chickens And they're messin' up the coop And you're goin' to the Dollar Store for paper towels and soup Just mosey on over t'where they keep the stuff for pets You'll find a little shovel— that's the one you want to get You need a Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!) A Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!) Don't have to be fancy, but it oughta be new Head on to the Dollar Store and get yerself a poop scoop If you give your chickens blueberries, it turns their poop blue I you give your chickens grapes, it'll turn their poo to goop That'll make an awful mess when it sticks to their wazoos And right about then you know what you gotta do... You need your Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!) Grab your Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!) Gets the job done— it's the ultimate tool For cleaning all the chicken poop out of the chicken coop If you give your chickens blueberries, it turns their poop blue I you give your chickens grapes, it'll turn their poop to goo That'll make an awful mess when it sticks to their wazoos And right about then you know what you gotta do... You grab your Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!) Ohhh, your Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!) When you need a mighty implement and nothin' else'll do For cleaning all the chicken poop out of the chicken coop It works real super when you've got a bunch of poopers And you've got a lot of cleanin' up to do
4.
Birds are on the ground, birds are in the trees Birds are making noise, birds are eating seeds Some of them are little, some of them are big Some will share their food, and some of them are pigs Flying all around, up and down our street Sitting in the window, this is what I see This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see Deer are in the yard, pooping everywhere Yummy snacks to find, nice of them to share Some of them are little, most of them are large Leaving their brown Skittles™ scattered 'round the yard Bouncing like a bunny, they have little feet, Sitting in the window, this is what I see This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see There are other dogs, who live here and there Running through our yard— that's when I get scared Some of them are little, some of them are huge All of them are happy when they've gotten loose Most of them are friendly, but some are kind of mean Sitting in the window, this is what I see This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see This is what I see...
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Popo's Theme 00:39
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Pint Sized Riot Words and music copyright 1999 by Dean Bonzani This is not a circus act We may be little but we'll kick your ass Mayhem's our product and you're gonna buy it We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot Pack up the clown car— it's time to rock We're small and nasty and acting up Don't you laugh before you get to try it We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot This bozo bus is all over the road Our fuses are short— we're gonna explode We're a force of nature and you can't deny it We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee Look at us wrong and we'll bite your shins We'd pop you in the puss if we could reach your chin The milk of loving kindness isn't in our diet We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot We're starting a pint-sized riot

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The ongoing story of four small dogs stuck indoors whenever their cowboy graphic designer owner is out and about, and how they amuse themselves. They're joined by a mysterious French wolf, a booze loving monkey (a gift from a pirate), a micro cow (the result of a secret genetics program), a very loud local marmot, and a shy mouse who lives in the crawl spaces and floor of the old house.

Watch the episodes here: www.youtube.com/@pintsizedriotproductions

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released March 11, 2022

Lyrics and vocals: Bliss Draper, Erm, Sheila, Other Sheila
Music, production, and programming: Jacque
Backup vocals: Quiet Mouse, Marmot, Jacque, Mik Mik The Lounge Monkey, PoPo

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DEan Bonzani Cedaredge, Colorado

Dean Bonzani, the Mysterious Stranger, lives on Colorado's Western Slope, where he makes phantasmagoric music and co-produces the Puppet Show at The End of Time.

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