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La La La
02:45
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If you're ever feeling blue
You just have to sing this happy tune
And it will make you smile again
Like a sudden hug from a real good friend
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
When your day has made you glum
There's an easy formula that's kind of dumb
You just take an “L” and you add an “A”
And you sing 'em both together for the rest of the day
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
If you're ever feeling down
There's a simple song that'll turn you around
It starts with a “La” and it ends with a “La”
And in the middle there's a bunch of “La la la la la”
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
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Summer's Gone
01:34
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Summer's gone— the summer fields of flowers
When the days were long and we would run for hours
On the mountainside and way down in the valley
All the corn was high
O, that corn! You get it when it's sweet and buttered
When it's warm
Nothing could beat eating it
What a treat to feast
On those golden cobs of goodness on the porch
And speaking of the porch
I miss snoozing in the sunshine
On the toasty wooden boards
While the little birds would chatter
And the breeze would gentle drag my sleepy head
Back to a dream of golden corn
(bunch of whistling)
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Dollar Store Poop Scoop
02:19
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If you've got a bunch of chickens
And they're messin' up the coop
And you're goin' to the Dollar Store for paper towels and soup
Just mosey on over t'where they keep the stuff for pets
You'll find a little shovel— that's the one you want to get
You need a Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!)
A Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!)
Don't have to be fancy, but it oughta be new
Head on to the Dollar Store and get yerself a poop scoop
If you give your chickens blueberries, it turns their poop blue
I you give your chickens grapes, it'll turn their poo to goop
That'll make an awful mess when it sticks to their wazoos
And right about then you know what you gotta do...
You need your Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!)
Grab your Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!)
Gets the job done— it's the ultimate tool
For cleaning all the chicken poop out of the chicken coop
If you give your chickens blueberries, it turns their poop blue
I you give your chickens grapes, it'll turn their poop to goo
That'll make an awful mess when it sticks to their wazoos
And right about then you know what you gotta do...
You grab your Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!)
Ohhh, your Dollar Store poop scoop ( Dollar Store poop scoop!)
When you need a mighty implement and nothin' else'll do
For cleaning all the chicken poop out of the chicken coop
It works real super when you've got a bunch of poopers
And you've got a lot of cleanin' up to do
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This Is What I See
03:33
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Birds are on the ground, birds are in the trees
Birds are making noise, birds are eating seeds
Some of them are little, some of them are big
Some will share their food, and some of them are pigs
Flying all around, up and down our street
Sitting in the window, this is what I see
This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see
This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see
Deer are in the yard, pooping everywhere
Yummy snacks to find, nice of them to share
Some of them are little, most of them are large
Leaving their brown Skittles™ scattered 'round the yard
Bouncing like a bunny, they have little feet,
Sitting in the window, this is what I see
This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see
This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see
There are other dogs, who live here and there
Running through our yard— that's when I get scared
Some of them are little, some of them are huge
All of them are happy when they've gotten loose
Most of them are friendly, but some are kind of mean
Sitting in the window, this is what I see
This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see
This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see
This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see
This is what I see, this is what I see, this is what I see
This is what I see...
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6. |
Popo's Theme
00:39
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7. |
Pint Sized Riot
01:47
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Pint Sized Riot
Words and music copyright 1999 by Dean Bonzani
This is not a circus act
We may be little but we'll kick your ass
Mayhem's our product and you're gonna buy it
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
Pack up the clown car— it's time to rock
We're small and nasty and acting up
Don't you laugh before you get to try it
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
This bozo bus is all over the road
Our fuses are short— we're gonna explode
We're a force of nature and you can't deny it
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee
Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee
Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee
Neeneeneenee Neeneeneenee
Look at us wrong and we'll bite your shins
We'd pop you in the puss if we could reach your chin
The milk of loving kindness isn't in our diet
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
We're starting a pint-sized riot
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DEan Bonzani Cedaredge, Colorado
Dean Bonzani, the Mysterious Stranger, lives on Colorado's Western Slope, where he makes phantasmagoric music and co-produces the Puppet Show at The End of Time.
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